Funny Ha Ha Poems

This week the young vikings read David Berman’s “The Moon” https://poets.org/poem/moon-1

The poets were then challenged to brainstorm a typical day in high school but to subvert it with surrealism. I’m so proud of what they produced this week.

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“Life of an Immortal” by Mack S.

The day begins with Mr. Ross, his pockets overflowing with poker chips.

And ends with Esports team, rampant with weasels.

In the middle: lunch with the sea otters.

A break here, Ms. Susan cycling snakes in the dryer there.

Springtime, the badminton team running like asylum inmates.

Fall, the trivia bowl for Thanksgiving filled with tap dancing tarantulas.

Winter, spirit weeks screaming fish.

Summer, a breath of baby farts.

All year round, newspaper club itching like an irritated eye.

After school, garbage everywhere to swim in.

The weekend, card games with friends of simpering bluebells.

A random Tuesday: salutes in the halls wrought in bone.

Evenings, prom set in pudding.

Mornings, football and drivers ed with the penguins.

All just another era to live through.

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“7:45” by Nelson N.

Sitting alone at lunch with shriveled fish scales

slow walkers lost in space

speed bumps

school bells sound swimming in beans

dragging with baggy clothes

raise hands to catch fly fish

earn the right to speak

farm permission to speak

locked inside with a chicken

running like it just met the business

end of an executioner’s ax

mountains of homework raining babies

babies that used to be

security guards tango with fish

a dance of excuses and wits

raining cats and dogs with shattered

dinner plates

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“Walking into school after 3 months” by Jaslene C.

Walking into school after 3 months

with the line going down Damen

students storming into the hall

like a crammed zoo that stank

opps seeing each other just to yell

you hear loud hyenas going back and forth

nachos on the first day

everyone is an obese viscous shark

while running to the lunch line

The weather still being hot

B.O. making everyone gag.

“Hoe, you stink!”

Then starts a fight

like two gorillas but one stinks.

Assemblies taken over by phones

and the teach yells like a rooster

giving us a jump

we laugh to go back to our phones.

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